"What is this bike of which you speak?"  Asked a Facebook friend in jest.

"I don’t have a bike", quoth I,  "I have a wall-mounted sculpture, an installation".

Well it’s very pretty to look at, but of absolutely no use to me at present.  Just like most installations.  Except that quite a lot of them aren’t pretty either.  Or ever of any use.  Although there’s that whole "beauty in the eye of the beholder" thing going on.  Hey, all art is subjective, right?

I wonder if hibernation is an option?  I could eat lots and lots, go to sleep, and wake up in the Spring refreshed, slim, and raring to go.  Sounds good to me…it’s practically a training plan! *grin*.